If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so the joke is that the person's face is so ugly that everyone who sees it faints. The person thinks if they got a penny for every faint, they'd be rich. It's funny because it's an exaggeration, and you are dumb.