What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants! This is a play on words, see? Instead of "WhatsApp," which is that thing you probably use to send dumb pictures of yourself to your equally dumb friends, it's "WhatsApple" because, well, apples are fruits. Get it? You probably think fruits are vegetables too. Smooth brain.