I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
Like if your bestfriend has a dog
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
why do orphans want to be dogs?
because they want their own bed and food
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don ́t worry there will be a third person in a little while.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
I love my dog 🐕
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
