The 30+ Best Companion Jokes

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

Like if your bestfriend has a dog

What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.

A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF

LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK

A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

what do you call a friend in space? space friend

why do orphans want to be dogs?

because they want their own bed and food

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu I choose you!!!

i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.

Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!

A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don ́t worry there will be a third person in a little while.