Urn Jokes

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

what do you say to someone being cremated? you urned it

Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.

Setting: Funeral Home

Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.

Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?

Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?

Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.

By: MiniMemorials.com