A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger. A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg
Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger's house he will ask you really are you nuts?
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Knock knock, who's there? stranger, stranger who? stranger why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
