They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
Acquaintance Jokes
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
My friend Harry.
My acquaintance, William.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
