Acquaintance jokes

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

My friend Harry.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

My dad and I were fishing one day.

That’s where he met my stepmom.

My acquaintance, William.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

I have friends.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.