Acquaintance jokes

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

My friend Harry.

My acquaintance, William.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.