Acquaintance jokes

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

My friend Harry.

My acquaintance, William.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.