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House

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

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Monster

The image shows a cartoon vampire with the Soviet Union flag superimposed on it, saying, "Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered." Below it is an angry-looking cartoon penguin with the Finnish flag superimposed on it, and text that says "*Angry snow noises*".

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Human

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

Explosion

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

Texan

Texans: Don't mess with Texas.

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us, President Biden!

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State

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

People

oh well there goes another one

A car is shown nose-diving into a pothole filled with water. The text overlaid on the image reads "People in Ohio be like: Hit a pothole today..."

Track

The image shows two side-by-side panels with the same human footprints in the snow. On the left side, above the human footprint, there are two smaller prints from what looks like hands. On the right side, there are four animal paw prints above the human footprints. Below the left panel, there is an image of a man smiling and winking. Below the right panel, there is an image of the same man making a face as if he is surprised or shocked.

Device

The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.

Weather

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Nobody

A person wearing a white hat and blue glasses is in the foreground of the image, looking at the camera with a serious face. Behind them is a snowy hill with people sledding and snowboarding. The text above reads, "Nobody even said thank you."

Movie

A screenshot shows a poll asking "Who should play Snow White?" with four options: Gal Gadot (3%), Ana de Arm (2%), Rachel Zegler (1%), and Terry Crews (93%). The image suggests that Terry Crews has overwhelmingly won this poll.

Math

me doing math

Two husky puppies playfully interacting in the snow. One puppy is nipping at the other's face, while the other puppy has its mouth open, as if whining or protesting. The background shows snowy ground and sparse, bare branches.

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