Snow jokes
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.