Snow jokes
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Telling jokes is snow problem.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."