Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
