Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Texans and Snow
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull! The joke is that Texans are super proud and tough, always saying "Don't mess with Texas." But then, when it snows just one freakin' inch, they start crying for help from President Biden. It's funny because they act all strong, but they can't handle a little bit of snow. You wouldn't get it, because you think the Earth is flat.
Anon
Something else that is most likely 1 inch is Biden's penis. No wonder he's a pedophile.
Shadow
Bro, he doesn't even have a penis. He a a fucking pussy. In fact, he is one.