My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? a chill pill.
Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube
What is the difference between a snowman and snow girl
snow balls
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
I like my women like my coffee- Ground up and frozen
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
What do you do with a frozen vegetable? You wait for it to thaw
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
