Device

Device Jokes

Milkman

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

Girl

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

    Life Support

    My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

    Phone

    Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

    Orphan

    Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

    Orphan

    An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

    Vpn

    For all the Harry Potter fans:

    A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

    Because they don't know how to use the home button.

    Life Support

    My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.