What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
are you wifi because I think am finding a connection
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.