A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
are you wifi because I think am finding a connection
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I named my Ipod Titanic, it's syncing now
