Texan jokes
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Blue Takis?
The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois
Community talk
This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more
us texans wont be on for a few ttyl
Aight real talk will the chiefs get the 1 seed, chiefs still have to play the Browns, Texans, and Steelers while the Bills still have to play the 49ers, Rams, Lions, and jets. I have no doubt Allen will win some of these games but if the chiefs win out they get the 1 seed and the Lions-Bills game could potentially be what determines the AFC.