Texan jokes
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
