How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
What do penguins 🐧 wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
S, ss, slalom. A.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
*Anyways*
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
