Snow jokes
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
S, ss, slalom. A.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.