Snow jokes
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Memes
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
S, ss, slalom. A.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.