Snow jokes
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."