Snow

Snow Jokes

Snowman

Why was the snowman smiling?

Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.

Ted Cruz

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Difference

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Christmas

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Indian

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

Santa

How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Dwarf

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Dwarf

This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

Ice

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.