Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snow blower.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What’s the difference between a black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chain off.
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Your chin is were i went on ski vacation.
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
~On a winter day many play. Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow im colder now~
What do penguins 🐧 wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
