Skill jokes
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.