Match memes
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Me at a restaurant
Honestly
When your girl wants to hug when your watching the game
BFB
Cocomeolon on my acc =D 90%
82%
Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.
Jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.