Magic Trick jokes

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.