Magic Trick jokes

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.