A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
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what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
