Rubix Cube

Rubix Cube Jokes

Birthday

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

Penis

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

American

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

Pregnancy Test

Asian pregnancy test:

Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.

Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Penis

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Cube

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Color

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

Penis

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Asian

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Penis

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.