Rubix Cube jokes
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.