My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
What do need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
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Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
