My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
What do need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Be careful everybodying, I have red dot on my foreheading so I can recording everybodying!
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Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
