Genius jokes
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
3+3=****
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.