Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it's a stair way to heaven not a ramp.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
