Genius jokes
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.