Genius jokes

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.

What do you call someone smart and dead?

Stephen Hawking...

If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?

Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.

Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?

A. Because he has excellent string theory.

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

What’s better than Stephen Hawking?

Stephen walking.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

What do you call a smart pig?

A Swinestein.

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.