Kitty jokes

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Dying mall be like...

"Toys" were us.

Goodbye, kitty.

Dying Canes.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?

KIT-KAT :p

The fucking cat!

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Anime cats.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.