Kitty jokes
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Memes
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.
Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.
A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"
The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.
The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"
"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Memes
Community
kitty? where are you
Holy shit guys like fuck the ny, look back to 6 months ago, when this site was dead affff, HOW far we've came since since opal really fucked up (it's we love u now) and now there had been so many posts within the past few days, I genuinely remember a time when there hadn't been a new most in weeks (that's cap it was more like 6 or 7 days)
but I feel like I should do a shout out thing like Kitty did, but not of ppl i like, just ppl who have done so much for this site in the past year , I don't really know if i can be asse rn tho, and I'll defo forget ppl, so give me some names in the comments and I'll post later,
W/ HELLO KITTY FOR SETTING STANDARDS AND CHOOSING TO LOVE HERSELF INSTEAD OF THE FILTHY MEN THAT USE HER AND BREAK HER! FUCK THOSE MEN AND LET THIS GIRL BE HAPPY WITB WOMAN, NON BINARIES. AND WHOEVER SHE CHOOSES TO FUCKING LOVE!