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What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

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  • Soviet

    Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

    Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

    Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

    A burglar breaks into the home of a weapons engineer. He wants to steal some of his weapons from his strictly secured chamber. When he breaks in through the window to go into his weapons cellar, he realizes that the inventor is at home and heard him from upstairs.

    The burglar shouts, "Hands up, there is no escape!" The engineer shouts, "What do you want from me?" The thief answers impatiently, "Well, what do you think? I know what you're hiding here. Get me entry to your armory, right away!" "Never in my life will I do that!" The burglar pulls out his pistol, "Either you let me in, or you go for it!"

    "Well, I'll give up, I'll give you my guns. Please don't shoot me." The burglar grins gleefully, "Thank you." "I even have a gun here that I've been working on lately. You can have it." The burglar then thinks and grunts, "Okay, before you open up, you'll show me this first!"

    The inventor says, "It's shooting plasma. You can test it on one of my practice goals that I've made while I'm unlocking," and points to a side room where various dummies with targets are set up. The burglar walks into the room with the targets, focuses on the red dot in the middle of the disc, and pushes off. But the gun does not fire plasma or at the target. Instead, the gun fires a bullet at the burglar. This causes him to bleed to the ground.

    The engineer behind him began to laugh, "Hahaha! I knew you were falling for it! This is not a plasma gun at all; this is my latest invention, especially for burglars like you: the backward-shooting pistol."

    On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

    On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

    Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

    So no one would know what side he was on.

    Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

    Starters - Foreplay

    Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

    Dessert - Blowy

    Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

    Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

    Why did the rapper cross the road?

    To get to the other side of the TRACK.

    Why was the rapper always happy?

    Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

    A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.

    The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

    "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

    "It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

    "How does it work?"

    The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

    Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

    Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

    Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

    Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

    How do trees access the internet? They log in.

    Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.