Uranus spins on its side.
Side Jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
