You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did my parents walk to the other side? ...why?
