Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? THEY DON'T HAVE A HOME!!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
