Side

Side jokes

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.