why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side
A: Go kill yourself
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
so you mom call she side when covin come home
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul walkers death
How is a beer can and a indian the same ? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
