Side jokes
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!