Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Mountain Safety
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slow-poke. Explain Bear is here. The guy is so round he's basically a sphere, so without a rope, gravity wins and he rolls like a bowling ball. You're probably too lazy to even tie a knot. Facts don't care about your feelings.
Cosmo idk
No diabeto go roll up mountain for cookie