Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo Mama Falls Off the Bed
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how freakin' HUGE yo mama is. Like, she's so wide that when she sleeps, she ain't just fallin' off one side of the bed, she's a freakin' LANDSLIDE on BOTH sides. I'd say you probably don't even have a mom but a whole herd of cows.
The RĒAL RB
Yeah well, YO MAMA so fat, the doctor ask her to step on a scale and she said "Wait, that's my phone number"
Anonymous
(000) 000-0527