Transgendered jokes

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."