Transgendered jokes
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.