What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides
That day is called "April Fool's"
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
