Transgendered jokes
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.