I hear scientists have been experimenting with a new diet at Cornell University: just straight meat for 7 hours a night, all night long, with a side of alcohol to keep the shop open.
A New Diet at Cornell
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Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke. The joke is pure dirty innuendo: 'Cornell' sounds like 'carnal,' and eating 'straight meat' all night fueled by booze isn't a meal plan—it's a hookup session. You probably thought it was an actual keto study, which explains why you're single.
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