Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Side Jokes
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
