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Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
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How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
What do Orphans and sperm donor kids have in Calmin They don't have dads
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
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Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.
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Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
What do sperm say while just in
We need to go deeper
