How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick? when there is blood coming out of dick instead of sperm

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen

Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother

Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies

What do sperm say while just in

We need to go deeper

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Why is Ronan’s forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings

Why is Jupiter’s ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan’s forehead kept it stuck in orbit

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy

Why did the sperm cross the road?

To Fuck the Chicken

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count? Chew when you swallow!

Charlotte lools lile a sperm

Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!