Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
What’s so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her. There both thinking “oh shit my mum is gonna kill me”!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick? when there is blood coming out of dick instead of sperm
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What do sperm say while just in
We need to go deeper
What do Orphans and sperm donor kids have in Calmin They don't have dads
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
