Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
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A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
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What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
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I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
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The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
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Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
