He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Why did the boy shoot the clock
I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Dog walks into a bar.. & Sez to bartender . I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
American- I've never shot a gun African- That's the first coming from an American
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie
My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
