Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer? He shot a Ginger.
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
What would donald trump be if he was black?
Shot in the head.
Why do Black people not like country music? Because every time they hear hoedown, they think their sister got shot
Yesterday during The storm there was a blackout, so I shot him
A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
What did Tupac Homies smoke is ashes
it would’ve been too tacky to take a shot in his memory
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
