I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Coffee or Suicide?
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dum-dum! The joke is that the person is ordering things at Starbucks that sound like coffee drinks but are actually things related to wanting to die. It's funny 'cause it's dark and kinda edgy, like your taste in music from middle school. I bet you still listen to My Chemical Romance, don't you?