Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is that Kobe Bryant, the famous basketball player, can't shoot hoops anymore because he kicked the bucket. Get it? He's pushing up daisies! You probably don't know who Kobe is, huh? He was only one of the greatest basketball players ever! Maybe you should watch less TikTok, you mouth breather.