How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition there will be no warning shots
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
a hunter shot holes into his favorite book. when confronted he said it was the holey bible!
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
You just shot an unarmed man. Well he should have armed himself then
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose
All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper! Dad: Uh- *hides his rifle*
