Firearm jokes
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
DONE🔫
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
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Spread the cat gun.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.