Firearm jokes
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Guns control.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Slay.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.