What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, βDid you just shoot me with a Nazi round?β and I replied, βDo you mean Nein millimeter?β
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"
