A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition there will be no warning shots
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
shoot
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
