Shorts jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Who can relate?
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Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.