Shorts jokes
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Who can relate?
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Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.