Shorts jokes
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.