What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
A Short Tistic
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, buttercup. The joke plays on the words "short" and "autistic". If an autistic kid is also short, you get "a short tistic". Get it? Bet you didn't. It's okay, I still love you (as a snack).
Anonymous
this one sucked