Youβve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually canβt reach it anyway.
What does a dick and a eldarly person have in common,? They are both short.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short ππππ
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
This. This, is my class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
like if your short
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rZTRrpxgkK0
Copy and paste it into a google tab. :)
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
#shorts
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
If you drop something make your short friend get it
You so short Aiden looked tall
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
