Shorts

Shorts Jokes

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders

short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

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