Shorts jokes
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Like if you're short.
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What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
#shorts
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.