Video jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?

Because they're recording.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

What does a cow watch?

MooTube.

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"