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Video Jokes

Cousin

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

Theme

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Video Game

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Funeral

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

Memes

Video Game

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

TikTok

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

Suicide

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

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  • Call of Duty

    I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

    Video Game

    My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

    Master bait

    My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

    Post

    If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

    Like

    ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

    SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"