Video jokes
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
"Never gonna give you up."
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.