What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
