Pluto's Size

  • Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

    Kid 2: Why?

    Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. Explain bear is here. Pluto ain't a planet no more 'cause it's too small, like your brains. Get it now, numbskull? Also, the joke makes fun of someone's small "pee pee."

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