Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, who don't have parents. The punchline is a play on words: "picked" can mean chosen for a sports team or adopted by parents. Orphans never get "picked" by parents, get it? I know you probably don't, you look like you still eat paste and think the world is flat.