Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Why did the cantaloupe đ jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon đ.
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
What did the tree wear to the pool party đ„ł?
Swimming trunks.
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Whatâs micheal Jacksonâs favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says âThose videos never get oldâ and I replied âJust like a Make-A-Wish kidâ and after I said that he shot me in the head and said âAnd now neither do you.â And now Iâm in heaven and God says to me âWelcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said âAre there summer womenâ and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe heâs a hero. After he killed Hitler
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
