Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Why did the cantaloupe đ jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon đ.
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer."
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
What did the tree wear to the pool party đ„ł?
Swimming trunks.
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
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Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, âmommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddyâs clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...â. The mother cuts him off and says âjust stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.â Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting âIâm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.â Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. âDaddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.â
Whatâs micheal Jacksonâs favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says âThose videos never get oldâ and I replied âJust like a Make-A-Wish kidâ and after I said that he shot me in the head and said âAnd now neither do you.â And now Iâm in heaven and God says to me âWelcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said âAre there summer womenâ and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe heâs a hero. After he killed Hitler
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
