Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Why did the cantaloupe š jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon š.
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
What did the tree wear to the pool party š„³?
Swimming trunks.
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
Whatās micheal Jacksonās favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
Have a good summer
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
