Short jokes
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What's 1 + 1?
User name is Nico Belick.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"