Short jokes
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.