Short jokes
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
"Stupid ass baby."
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Connor Davison
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.