Selective Hearing

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude's ex-girlfriend always said he never listens. The punchline? He literally didn't hear what she was saying, proving her point! You probably miss jokes like this all the time, huh?

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