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Tuba Glue

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Billy bob from mexico’s Big bun store
3 years ago
  • Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

    A: Tuba-glue.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The joke is that "tuba-glue" sounds like "tub-a-glue". Get it? You probably don't since you are as dumb as a rock.

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    • Music
    • Instrument
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    • Musician
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